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Post by kotorzeppelinfan on Oct 1, 2006 1:31:21 GMT -5
Any lines or conversations from a movie that make you laugh hard enough to wet yourself? Share them. Lord Of The Rings 1 Pippin: You need intelligence on this little sort of quest... thing. Merry: Well that rules you out, Pip. Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of The Ring. Pippin: Right... So where we going? Everyone goes silent  Everyone but Pippin were paying attention. |
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Oct 1, 2006 5:22:58 GMT -5
Lord of the Rings
Pippin: "What no second breakfast?"
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Post by Ambika on Oct 1, 2006 16:02:51 GMT -5
the Mummy Returns
Rick: Oh I hate mummies!!!
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Post by scrappyonasi on Oct 2, 2006 21:53:52 GMT -5
There are 3 movie lines that usually get me!! Not suprising that they are from Star Wars!!  1st - " What an incredible smell you've discovered!" - Of course, it's better in the movie! 2nd - "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan 3rd - "Why you stuck up, half-witted scruffy looking nerfherder!" - Leia, "Who's scruffy looking" - Han Solo I have others but these will do for now! Ha! |
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Oct 3, 2006 3:40:43 GMT -5
Happy Gilmore
Happy talking to Shooter: "The funny think is, you have been playing golf for ages."
Team America
"Now I have seen everything."
"Have you seen a guy eat his own head."
"NO!"
"Well you haven't seen everything."
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Post by kotorzeppelinfan on Oct 7, 2006 14:35:59 GMT -5
Mortal Kombat:
Sonya Blade: You are the most egotistical, self deluded person I have ever met.
Jonny Cage: Yeah? Well you forgot good looking.
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Post by Master Jimmy Page on Nov 30, 2006 0:37:49 GMT -5
Mortal Kombat:
Liu Kang: Do you know where you're leading us?
Johnny Cage: Kitana was here.
Liu: How can you tell?
Johnny: I can smell her perfume. (Leads everyone to a dead end)
Sonya: I smell something... Bulls**t (Johnny mocks her)
Happy Gilmore:
Shooter: You're gonna beat me? In golf? Oh you're on. You better watch it though, I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?
Shooter: ...NO!
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Post by darthnotrevan on Nov 30, 2006 10:32:22 GMT -5
(Hey! Good to seee you back!)
Casino Royale-
"...Because I'm gonna tell the whole world you died scratching my balls!"
I never knew Bond could say something like that...
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 30, 2006 17:38:22 GMT -5
Hmm.... I'd have to say...
"Obi-wan:I was beginning to wonder if you got my message.
Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you instructed master, Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-wan: Good job. "
-EE
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Dec 6, 2006 5:31:10 GMT -5
Happy Gilmore
Man: "Your not going to make this put, you jackass!"
Happy Gilmore
Happy: "The price is right, bitch."
Bob Baker kicks Happy: "bitch!"
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Post by Master Jimmy Page on Dec 9, 2006 7:00:34 GMT -5
This is how it goes.
Happy: (Punches out Barker) "The price is wrong, b1tch"
Bob: (Regains conciousness and beats him down.) "I think you've had enough. (Happy tries to get up). No? (Kicks him.) Now you've had enough... b1tch"
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EternalJedi
Youngling
The force is strong in this one
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Post by EternalJedi on Dec 12, 2006 14:47:28 GMT -5
from an 80's TV show " The "A" Team
(Hannibal Smith) - after being punched in the mouth by a drugged "BA" " he did'nt hit me, if he hit me I'd be dead"
Jar Jar - his voice sell the line " after a brisky morning munching -- POW."
better dead here than dead in the core - what are me sa thinking"
and ofcourse the killer line for me at least has to be from Star Trek Nemises, (B4) looking at capt picard, "why do you have a shiny head?"
i so badly want to ask people that is the streat...
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 12, 2006 20:50:29 GMT -5
and ofcourse the killer line for me at least has to be from Star Trek Nemises, (B4) looking at capt picard, "why do you have a shiny head?" i so badly want to ask people that is the streat... XD! I love Star Trek Nemesis. |
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Post by Master Jimmy Page on Feb 2, 2007 0:18:45 GMT -5
Rocky II
Minister: Rocky Balboa, do you take Adrian Polloni to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Rocky: Yes
Minister: Adrian Polloni, do you take Rocky Balboa to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Adrian: I do.
Rocky: Thanks.
Minister: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Rocky: Gotta take this off.
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