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Post by darthredhead on Sept 26, 2006 15:02:52 GMT -5
A Spam Haiku Can this be love now? How can I know it for sure? The pink meat inside. Consumed by sadness Alone, I fry it ‘til brown. One minute per side. Look me in the eye And tell me your mouth is not Filled with wonderment Only SPAM can be This good and still be laughed at The mountain is high. If snow flakes were SPAM Every can would be different I would move way north. To not eat my SPAM? That would be like not breathing, Totally insane! Clicky: www.spam.com
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Post by Ambika on Sept 26, 2006 15:27:27 GMT -5
URG!!! I don't like them!
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:08:44 GMT -5
Im scared......
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 9:11:57 GMT -5
Ambika was right....WAKE UP! IT"S THE AROCKALYPSE!!!
Very scary! Span will soon take over the boards. We must fight back. Do not hesitate...show no mercy...do what must be done Lord Frisk...
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:15:00 GMT -5
I shall... *Runs and returns with a army of hell to destroy the spam.* *unknowing to frisk a spam got him in the back* pwned XI
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 9:16:46 GMT -5
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Before DNR turns around to pull out a gun, Spam "facehuggers" attach to his face.*
MRFFF! MRFFF!
You kinda have to watch "Alien" to get the joke. Although that movie isn't for those afraid of blood and gore.
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:19:46 GMT -5
Both DNR amd Frisk both got pwned by spam will noone save us!!
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 9:21:21 GMT -5
*Spam "facehuggers" come out of their aggs and sorround Frisk.*
Help us!!!!
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:22:49 GMT -5
Run Frisk Run!!!!!
W8 im Frisk.... Oh nuts......*pwned*
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 9:25:40 GMT -5
*Get's pwnd.*
EERRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Tosses grenade into crowd. Grenade explodes. Runs for chopper. An Arnold Schwaztenneggers made of spam steps forward.*
Go ahead, get in the choppa.
*Pwnd. 'Nuff said.*
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:27:50 GMT -5
*frisk summons his power with in him and gets up and takes out a machine gun full of pwning* *fires the machine gun all over the place* MUHAHAHAHA!! Take that you dirty spam!
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 9:30:00 GMT -5
*Spam hits DNR in the back of the head.*
*Friendly arnold made of spam pops out of ground. Begins fighting the other Arnold.*
Hurry, get in the choppa!
*Throws DNR into helicopter.*
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Post by frisk on Oct 14, 2006 9:50:21 GMT -5
* Meanwhile Frisk is destroying a whole army of spam but they keep coming* * Frisk and his forces are being over run* * Frisk:Captain sound the alarm and try to get help run now we will hold them off* *Captain:Yes sir.*
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 14, 2006 10:14:06 GMT -5
*Throws Frisk in the "choppa". Choppa takes off.*
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Post by Ambika on Oct 14, 2006 11:15:01 GMT -5
*I stood and watch both of Frisk and DNR and shook my head in an annoying way*
*grabs the loudspeaker and walk into the street to wake everyone up* WAKE UP IT'S THE AROCKALYPSE!!! *grins and all of the people ran out of the house and screaming* Wow..... o.O *street and houses were empty*
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