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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Oct 17, 2006 5:14:53 GMT -5
Okay, I may need Rukil to help me though... lol
Back on the star Forge before Revan had faced his master in the old traditional combat, the story of the real hero... Malak's shaving driod... (Crickets/tumbleweed). Anywho that driod had enough guts to look at Malak's secret... shaving accident where. The accident happened when Malak and Revan first visited the Star Forge. Malak was shaving with a cheap shaver, when Revan then came in said to him:
Revan: "Guess what I bought Malak.... go on guess...."
Malak: "A star-destroyer?"
Revan: "Well... uh.... you cheater stop cheating Malak..."
Malak: "My Lord.. it was a guess, was I right..?"
Revan: "Well... shut up Malak, I don't like you."
Malak: "WAS I RIGHT?"
Revan: "Well... I uh... ate it so I don't know."
Malak: "Liar"
~Revan crying~
HK-47: "Did you just make master cry?"
Malak: "No, it was Bastila."
Bastila: "Me?! Malak you know Revan is sensitive."
Malak: "Well he called me a cheater."
~Carth comes in with a lightsaber~
carth: "Bastila how do you use this thing.... woops, sorry Malak."
Malak: "You chopped my jaw off."
~Malak starts crying~
((Back to the driod))
Droid: "Beep Boop Beep Beep." (Translation - I hate my job, damn government, push overs."
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Post by darthnotrevan on Oct 17, 2006 18:44:48 GMT -5
lol! Hehehe! You should make that into a longer fic!
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Oct 18, 2006 5:37:00 GMT -5
Okay. You want me too? I will make a whole story and post it as a block. I will begin working on it. They should make the asurious117 forum where I can tell stories lol.
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Post by Admin on Oct 18, 2006 9:58:16 GMT -5
But not in this thread, right? There is a fan fiction area open to everyone, where you can start your own threads and post as many stories as you like.  |
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Oct 18, 2006 18:12:15 GMT -5
Of course I won't. Because not only will it be deleted but it would waste my time then. Anywho I am up to chapter 3.  |
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Post by darthpeanut on Nov 25, 2006 1:43:11 GMT -5
oh my god, i just joined this site because i thought u people knew sumtin about star wars but i gusse not... Darth Malak did not lose his jaw by a lightsaber or a"laser"sword as jade heretic calls it. Darth Malak lost his jaw in the frickin Mandolrian Wars!
Mod edit: Relax peanut. We are speculating how he lost his jaw during the Mandalorian Wars. Please keep it civil next time.
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Post by darthnotrevan on Nov 26, 2006 18:12:01 GMT -5
Easy...easy...we're specuating how he lost his jaw.
Calm down already.
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Dec 5, 2006 6:22:10 GMT -5
Didn't someone above already mention the mandalorian wars.
By the way I asked how he lost it, not when.
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Post by darthnotrevan on Dec 5, 2006 9:57:01 GMT -5
Yes that was my back up statement.
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Dec 6, 2006 1:05:45 GMT -5
Sorry didn't see the edit and back-up message.
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Post by darthnotrevan on Dec 6, 2006 1:11:58 GMT -5
That's alright. It's cool with me.
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Dec 6, 2006 19:22:51 GMT -5
Are you a member of KFM?
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Post by darthnotrevan on Dec 6, 2006 22:17:32 GMT -5
Yeah, why?
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Post by Teh Lord Asurious on Dec 10, 2006 5:19:38 GMT -5
I posted a few of the chapters there. I will place the first to chapters in order in the fan fiction section of this site and you can read them there.
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Post by EternalJedi on Dec 11, 2006 7:32:13 GMT -5
Very Vader-esque. although i have not seen anything in the game as to how he lost his lower mandible I think he must have lost it in the Mandelorian wars, if you check when he and Revan where in the ruins on Dantooine he was still fully faced, but when he fired on Revans ship we assume he was less needing of a toothbrush...
but - on that subject how come Revan has all his parts ??
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